Dr Graeme Bonham-Carter and Dr Eric Grunsky are Agterberg’s soul mates at the Geological Survey of Canada. This three-some has been thinking alike for quite a while. They were members of the International Association of Mathematical Geology (IAMG) long before it morphed into the International Association of Mathematical Geosciences (IAMG). It’s all part of the tangled tale behind one and the same acronym. Bonham-Carter chairs the Publications Committee, Grunsky represents Computers & Geosciences, and Agterberg is Member ex officio.

Conditional Simulation with Patterns

2007 Best Paper Award

2007 Best Paper Award

By far the most dedicated geostatistician on IAMG’s Publication Committee is Professor Dr Roussos Dimitrakopoulos. He is Editor-in-Chief, Mathematical Geosciences. He is the Canada Research Chair and BHP Billiton Research Chair in Mine Planning Optimization at the Department of Mining, Metals and Materials Engineering at McGill University. He teaches McGill students all he knows about stochastic modeling with kriging variances. What he does not show is how to test for spatial dependence by applying Fisher’s F-test to the variance of a set of measured values and the first variance term of the ordered set. Neither does he teach McGill students how to count degrees of freedom.

Dr RD came all the way from Down Under to McGill in June 1993. He came to chair a Forum to honor Professor Dr Michel David’s contribution to geostatistics. My abstract for The Properties of Variances failed to arouse his interest. Geostatistical software was about to convert Bre-X’s bogus grades and Busang’s barren rock into a gold resource. Analysis of variance proved that the intrinsic variance of Busang’s gold was statistically identical to zero.

A long while ago I asked Dr Nathan J Divinsky, a UBC Professor Emeritus of Mathematics, whether or not degrees of freedom may be ignored. Here’s literally what he said, “But without degrees of freedom statistical inferences are impossible.” One of Canada’s Prime Minister paid close attention to Dr Divinsky. Not surprising since the Right Honourable Kim Campbell, Canada’s first female Prime Minister, and Dr Divinsky were once married. I have not asked Dr Divinsky whether infinite sets of kriged estimates and zero kriging variances do make any statistical sense.